The following are just a few questions a friend of mine has been asked over the years (thanks AZ!).
Are you Italian or are you Jewish?
I love your nose, are you Jewish?
OMG are you Barbara Streisands’ daughter?
Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Aimee Winehouse before drugs?
Do you have sex through a hole in the sheet?
Do you wear a wig?
Are you a Zionist?
Do you date non Jews?
Do you flush the toilet on Saturdays?